1.And Now We Dance
Drowning in this toilet of shit they call life Work like hell at
Taco Bell for
$4.25 an hour No one gives a squirt of piss if you fucking die
So seize the
day by the balls, and squeeze until it's on it's knees And now
we dance like
soldiers on the battlefield the only triumph in a moment of
glory Crack your
head open and sue somebody Cop a feel on a punk rock girl in
bondage pants
And Now We Dance You are just a speck in a universe of turds
Silenced by
conspirators, not another word. With ozone trees depleted, you
choke on
malathion.nothing fucking matters, so what's the use in tryin'？
And now we
dance like warriors on the victory trail only triumph in a
moment of glory
Crack your head open and sue somebody Come on and do push ups
just like Jack
Pallance And Now We Dance Never join the ranks of the kiss ass
suit and tie
or the stinking hippie, the future is worth a lie, nothing's
worth a fuck, a
fuck ain't worth a shit we're only gonna die, here's how we deal
with it And
Now We Dance like warriors on the battlefield only triumph in a
moment of
glory Crack your head open and sue somebody Cop a feel on a punk
rock girl in
bondage pants And Now We Dance we dance like warriors on the
battlefield only
triumph in a moment of glory Crack your head open and sue
somebody Come on
and do one handed push ups like Jack Pallance And Now We Dance
2.Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
Just a grunt in a bind in his homeland Taking orders from a very
very bad man
Just yer average Dieter, Helmut, or a Bertrand I can waste him
'cause I never
never shook his hand Killed by a hero, what are we supposed to
do？ just a
loser with a girlfriend getting fat and participation in a very
very bad plan
In a nation where the bastards are the unplanned we can waste it
cuz it's such
a teeny tiny hand Killed by procedure, what are we supposed to
do
(And Cornelius says) Ape shall never kill ape I say wouldn't
that be great？
But some apes, they just gotta go We kill the ones that we don't
know Not a
nobody, an actual American beaten silly by another Jody Foster
fan Spend a
fortune to debate the moral conflict and He's protected through
it's obvious
he killed a man Killed by the system, what are we supposed to
do？
3.Change My Pants
I don't wanna change my pants Not gonna change my panst Never
change... I'm on
fire tonight my pants are fitting right Gonna rock ＆ roll
tonight, alright I
don't wanna change my pants Never change... I'm back in brown
again they are
my trusted friend You said they looked good last week so I wore
'em again
today I don't wanna chnage my pants Not gonna change my pants
Never change...
You can change my shirt, you can change my mind, but don't fuck
with my pants
These pants represent a symbol of my individuality and my belief
in personal
freedom Come on I'll show you how pants don't fail me now wanna
make sweet
love to you...pants I don't wanna change my pants Not gonna
change my pants
Never change... Every guy grab a girl everywhere around the
world Don't change
your pants, never change your pants It's Saturday night I'm
feelin' alright
Don't change your pants, never change your pants Got a monkey on
my back Don't
change your pants, never change your pants Baby (x16) You know
I'm born to
lose, 'cause gamblin's for fools Don't change your pants Walkin'
down the
street, everyone I meet Don't change your pants, never change
your pants etc.
4.Get In Line
First you get in line. And then you're in the line. And then you
wait in line.
And then it's almost time. To get on to the ride Up, up, up, up,
up, up, up,
up, weee! Get back in the line. And then you're in the line. And
then you
wait in line. And then it's almost time. To get back on the
ride. And then
you're on the ride. Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee!
Permanacer (x3)
Sentados por favor Permanacer (x3) sentados por favor Up, up,
up, up, up, up,
up, up, weee! Get back in the line. And then you're in the line.
And then you
wait in line. But someone cuts the line. And they're adding to
your time. And
that's not very nice. Kick 'em outta line. And then you wait in
line. And then
it's almost time. To get back on the ride. And then you're on
the ride. Come
on! Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee! Get back in the line.
5.Happy Birthday To Me
It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to Fuck you it's my
birthday.
A special holiday only for me, so do what I say, it's my party,
I'll make you
cry if I want to...or leave. Fuck you, it's not your birthday,
so do what I
say. For 24 hours your wishing me well 364 days I'm in hell, Oh
well. Happy
Birthday to me, alone on my Birthday, I'm going to Denny's 10
times today
No Tip! it's my birthday, so do what I say How could you forget
my birthday？
That's really immature Fuck you for forgetting my birthday you
didn't do what
I say 24 hours no wishing well now 365 days I'm in Hell, Oh
well.
Happy Birthday to me.Happy Birthday to me, Spank Me! Oh well,
Happy Birthday
to me, I can't believe you forgot my birthday it's my birthday
and you're
wrecking it now it's jsut like any other day you didn't do what
I say How
could you forget my birthday？ That's really immature...
6.I Have A Date
I saw a girl and she drove me wild She looked at me and I looked
and smiled
The cutest girl you'd ever see I never dreamed she'd go out with
me We met
at school so I asked her out The only girl I ever thought about
She's 16 and
she's so devine I never thought I could make her mine Chorus：I'm
in love, I
just can't wait Tonight I have a date I have a date with the
cutest girl in
town I have a date and I'm the happiest boy around I'm in love.
I just can't
wait 'cause tonight I have a date Went to the movies in my
parents car I
never dreamed I'd get that far I picked her up at a quarter to
eight I got
there early I didn't want to be late I never thought it would
come to this I
drove her home and she gave me a kiss I'm in love and it's here
to stay She
said she really wants to see me again Chorus
7.Johnny Two Bags
Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad
Brings him down
But not down enough to have the blues He's too white to have the
blues He
thinks he should be black to have the blues He's too green to
sing the blues
and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues Oh Johnny do
shut up, I
know you think you got it rough You say your life is hard Well
you didn't
spend your life stealin' chickens from the rich folks yard Don't
play me for
a fool. Even if your band gets dropped from Dr. Dream Chorus：
You ain't black
and you ain't blind You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind
Well you're
cleaned up and you're off the booze Maybe you weren't meant to
sing the blues
Ken is struck in a wheel chair His spine is bent beyond repair
He's not
singin' the blues He's too white to have the blues He thinks he
should be
black to have the blues He's too green to sing the blues and
Orange County
ain't a breeding ground for blues Chorus You don't have to pay
no dues or be
born to lose Alot of people would kill to be in your shoes Maybe
you weren't
meant to sing the blues
8.Kick Me
Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece of shit an animal on
hand outs from
an evil government I've always been a nobody, I'll never be a
somebody, unless
I kick some ass or get that drink with the umbrella in it Kick
me, you know
that my machine is full of rage Expose me, you know I'm stupid
even for my age
Please check out my shitty band, the preachings of an
anarchist,the government
can't owe me if I don't believe that it exists Kick me. Kick me
harder I need
a good kick. My head is so think Kick me. Kick me harder. Rip me
a new one.
I don't even have an old one. I'm so full of shit. Kill me,
before some moron
gives me my big chance And I end up a poet／role model buried in
France I'm so
high on pot ＆ shit I think that I'm in Ancient Egypt Forgive me,
but Seattle's
Junkies don't speak for my generation So full of shit.
9.Let The Bad Times Roll
For all those that are feeling way too fed up inside Now here's
a celebration
of failure and losing Like to put a shout out to all y'all far
and wide Sorry
people but this is the way it's gotta be I know, I know, I know,
I know we
are pushing the parameters to a brand new low The end is near
there's lots to
fear No such thing as a good day is what I'm told Let the bad
times roll The
grass is never greener on the other side I'll stay right here
and frolic in
the dirt and gravel Where's the love in this room？ I feel teary
eyed.
Between you and me I don't think it's ever gonna change Descend,
rear end,
offend a friend It's wise of you to run and hide from what's
around the bend
The end is near there's lots to fear No such thing as a free
lunch is what
I'm told Let the band times roll Up to me I'll embrace them
happily let you
people know I'm not foolin' come take a ride with me down to
Riverside show
you what it's like to be coolin' Life's gotta be a little better
overseas
whwre everyone's drivin' a Mercedes unsatisfied with my
mailorder bride so
much for my last attempt with the ladiesListen to nobody this is
the way I
think Tell 'em all you're gonna live at least until you're forty
Just be glad
you're only one shade of blue in the face Wake up smell the shit
and think
that everything is great I know, I know, I know, I know we are
pushing the
parameters to a brand new low The end is near there's lots to
fear No such
thing as a good day is what I'm told Let the bad times roll
10.Live Fast, Diarrhea
Intoxicated - the way I go through life Inebriated - and then I
pay the price
Designated drinker with a defected driver I can't find my keys
must have left
them inside her Eating Taco Bell and now I'm drinking gin and
tonic I think
there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it Mom please
come pick me up
I don't know where I am It's the last think I'll ask I just
wanna live fast,
diarrhea Live fast! Diarrhea! (x3) Punk is what it is - until
you're getting
paid This is how I live, it's not a fucking phase They don't
understand, they
think they're fucking rad we should kill those guys, this is
bullshit man I
followed Marshall Silver and I bootlegged Hooked on Phonics I
think there's an
answer but I can't put my finger on it Mom please come pick me
up I don't know
where I am It's the last thing I'll ask I just wanna live fast,
diarrhea Live
fast! Diarrhea! (x3)
11.N I M B Y
The city council met last night the vote was one to six Denying
access to our
town by TV's 'G.E. Smith' The Mayor cited nightmares had by his
daughter
Eileen She dreamed that ugly fucker's face popped out the
friggin' screen
Chorus：They said no, they said no way. Not in my Back yard he
can not stay
That eyesore is a stain upon our nation If you think he's livin'
by me there's
no way G.E. felt the set back but refusing to surrender He
bought a house
disguised as the guitarist of the Pretenders But at the party we
like to throw
for new homeowners we caught him when he couldn't play the lead
from 'Tattooed
Love Boys' Chorus A man has got the right to homestead anywhere
he can but
that just begs the question, What exactly is a man？ Blond
Frankenstein with
Dutchboy hair would hardly qualify So we must live free of this
Hall ＆ Oats
reject or die Chorus
12.Power Mustache
Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate Never trust a man
with a butt
broom on his face It's the facial marking of the man who holds
you down The
source of all your problems, every city, every town Stalin,
Hitler, Schneider,
just to name a few got to kill the mustache before it grows on
you Fight!
The mustache power! (x3) Fight! Fight! Fight! Mustache is
authority The world
is run by assholes They try to run our lives from their golden
mustache
castles The Dark Prince was a nazi, his mustache true to form
instead of arm-
band swastikas, mouse ears must be worn He terminates employees
with the hair
above his lip cuz in the Fuhrer's kingdom it's dictatorship We
should take his
frozen corpse and shave his fascist face and make the magic
kingdom a truly
happy place Fight! The mustache power! (x3) Fight! Fight! Fight!
Pigs across
the nation dressed in uniform with their gun and badges, a
mustache must be
worn they beat the population with their clubs inflicting pain
with mustache
anonymity, they all look the same we must join together till the
mustache is
removed and then we'll have a party with beer and chicks and
food.Fight the
power! Fight the power mustache! Fight the power! Fight the
power mustache!
13.Soup Of The Day
Soup of the day. Flavor of the month.
Stain in your pants from your bleeding cup.
Sell out! Buy in! Never gonna change! Cash out now buy a home on
the range.
18 years, I'm still punk. Going back and forth you silly little
fuck!
When it goes away, I still stay. No I won't go away not the soup
of the day.
Money is good whe it comes your way. Take it now it's your day.
Take it before it goes away. Pay day! Pay day! Get out quick.
It sure beats selling your dick.
I had a dream, a terrible thing like a fucking pig grabbing at a
brass ring.
Gimme mine! Got mine! Constant pain with a shotgun remove your
brain.
Don't care a fuck about the flavor of the month Soup of the day.
14.Take It Back!
Let's go to the place where the food is really good and my
order's understood
and they won't drown my food, yeah! Get me to the seat, I wanna
eat, just a
party of three Me! Me! Me! Yeah! What is this stupid shit？ I
didn't order this
Not gonna pay for it! Take it back! (x5) Hello pretty lady, I'll
only say it
once 'meat and cheese only', don't fuck it up! Here it goes
again a conspiracy
are you plotting against me？ I said only meat and cheese, yeah
What is this
stupid shit？ I didn't order this! Not gonna pay for it! Take it
back! (x5)
I'll say it simple, so you can understood get my food right, I
am a hungry man
You say you're sorry, not realy a waitress 'I'm studying to be
an actress'
Starting acting like a waitress!...Food! Do you wanna see me
puke？ What are
you retarted？ Pickles make me sick let's get the eating started,
yeah! Here it
goes again, I said it all along, meat and cheese only it's
wrong! Wrong!
Wrong! What is this stupid shit？ I didn't order this! Not gonna
pay for it!
Take it back! (x5)
15.Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
even though the sound of it
is something quite attrocious
if you say it loud enough
you'll aways sound precocious
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
i was afriad to speak
when i was just a lad
my father gave my nose a tweak
and told me i was bad
and then one day i heard a word
to save my aching nose
it was the biggest word you ever heard
and this is how it goes..
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
even though the sound of it
is something quite attrocious
if you say it loud enough
you'll aways sound precocious
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
i traveled all around the world
and everywhere i went
i used this word in all i say
i used this very word in all i said in did
i say my special word
and then they ask me out for tea
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